Who doesn’t believe in love at first sight for at least once? The kind
of love that makes us more irresponsible than ever before - a love with a kind
of energy that give us the courage more then thinking.
The very roots of the YOLO shit of this decade!
Now that’s what I am wanting to talk about. There are these
characters in Peru (more chicks than dudes) who falls in love at first
sight every single fucking night. We call them: "Brichera" for
the girls and "Brichero" for the dudes.
A bank sells opportunities, beer sells good-time and a Brichera(o)
will sell their "love". That is what they do. Sometimes they will offer
you a variety of ‘products’ like passion, compassion, companionship, guidance,
information, transactions, management assistance, le sexy time, shopping recommendations, bodyguards and shit
that you don't even imagine..
You have to understand that you will never get the right
‘products’. They are put on this earth to rip you off so don’t get sucked into
their luxurious offers.
If you ask a brichera(o) for something they will be really
attentive and imply that they are the goto person for anything you want. For example: If you ask these people for the
best place to party, where is a nice restraunt, where can I go for a day
etc. They will respond with ‘if you want, actually
I know a guy, I know a place’. DON’T GET
SUCKED IN. One very important thing to
remember is that these people are desperate and they only want you for a couple
of reasons as explained in the 3rd paragraph and PLEASE do not
reveal any information about yourself like ‘where your staying, don’t give our
your phone number, where you are going to be heading that night’ even though
they might be a very good looking and sexually attractive.
So, they are an awkward-cheap version of a vampire that rules the
nights at Cusco and they know (or pretend to know) everybody and everyplace
around.
Cheap-Vampires of Cusco with a main goal: Getting a trophy…that
could be you. Don`t even think that being that "trophy" is cool
because it isn't at all.
More or less in this post I'll try to help you on how to detect
and avoid these bloodsuckers.
THE BIRCHERA(O) WILL LOOK LIKE THIS
1.
The appearance:
a.
For the boys :
·
Abandoned hair with some
kind of rasta-string hanging there.
·
Black or White undershirts
when they go "fancy" but in regular days will be just the outdoor
adventure clotles or something poorly washed from the community center.
·
Sometimes they use sport-caps
(in a 45° position) of teams that they even know what the heck they play.
b.
For
the girls:
·
Shiny straight hair with
some extra red color thanks to L'oreal or mud.
·
Mostly of the time a black
or red outfit.
·
The blouse with plunging
neckline.
·
Very tight jeans with no
pockets
·
Very ATTRACTIVE (sometimes)
·
Extreme make-up with Barney-purple
and red-slut colors.
2. The behavior
·
At least 5 word of most
used lenguages.
·
They work in tourist
agencies, restaurants, hostels or just nothing.
·
They have tons of
free-drinks tickets which is their currency.
·
They try to call the
attention by screaming or dacing really hard.
·
Rum and coke in hands (from
a free-drink transaction) or mojito, scotch or vodka if someone else is paying.
3.The
intention
·
Getting laid (of course who
doesn't right?)
·
Drink
for free
·
And a Visa. (Getting pregnant,
or enlighting you with a unique bussines)
So be fucking aware and
spread the word ;)
